Friday, September 11, 2009

Has anyone seen my soapbox?

There it is!!

Give me a minute let me climb up here.

I don't do this often but every once in a while I just gotta get it out!!

~~Jon Gosslin, you are an ASS! I mean seriously??? You can not go on national TV (thanks ABC) and say that you despise the mother of your children and then follow that up with everything I do is for my kids. Hey Moron, they are going to see that clip some day!! And the twins are old enough to understand what you just said.

And really? You don't know why every one thinks you are out drinking and partying all the time? Are you seriously that stupid. You, at a bar, drinking and smoking with girls hanging on you are on the cover of every tabloid. Those tabloids might make stories up, but those photos speak for themselves. Is the partying, drinking and smoking for the kids too?

And one last thing douchebag, you called the cops on the MOTHER OF YOUR CHILDREN!?!?! How are you going to explain that to the kids!?!?!

Ok, I lied, this is the last thing. Kate just got a Playboy offer. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

~~The Haters of Duggers. Yes, they have 19 kids. That sounds like a lot to me, but I can barely handle the 2 I've got. Have you seen how good those kids are? If my kids were that good I might have 19 too! (Hubby, I'm just kidding!!) So everyone is bitching that they have too many kids. But guess what people, you are not raising those kids, the Duggers are. The kids seem happy and they are getting an education. And guess what?? They DON'T collect welfare. Leave them alone!

~~OSU Buckeyes, Could you bring your game on Saturday. Please?!? You are going to be playing USC on Saturday. U.S.C. Got it?? Try not to forget how to play ball. Yea, you won last week against Navy. Barely. It was Navy! Try not to get your faces smashed in this weekend!

~~M1, when did you get this big? Seriously, you are (almost) 4?

Wasn't this picture taken a week and a half ago?? (Not to bad for 18 hours of labor huh???)
I know this picture was taken last Saturday, right? This was your first OSU game, you were 3 days old. This was last Saturday before the Navy game right?? Right???
How can he really be almost 4????? John Deere Birthday Party on Sunday, Birthday on Monday!

5 comments:

Unknown said...

Stopping by from SITS!

Loved the soapbox post. I agree completely with the Jon and Kate thing. I haven't ever watched the show, but come one please get over yourself already!!

Kelley with Amy's Angels said...

Ohhh! I love soap boxes and I'm with you on every point--even the Duggars! I love the Duggar's show more of being in awe of how well they run their family. You're right. It's their family--they can have as many children as they like. Who are we to judge?

T Rex Mom said...

Happy Birthday to M1!

Teresa @ ♥ Too Many Heartbeats ♥ said...

I'm stopping by from SITS to share some comment love! I loved your Soapbox and I totally agree with you on all points. I couldn't have written it any better!

Happy Birthday to M1. They grow up SO fast, don't they??? Mine are 23, 17 and 15. Don't blink or yours will be graduating next week!

Have a wonderful weekend!

Blessings,

Teresa <><

http://toomanyheartbeats.blogspot.com/2009/09/but-you-look-so-good.html

Raven said...

Great post! Your little one is a cutie!!